We all know that Don't Feel Strave Together is a broken game, but what many don't seem to know is why. Surprisingly, it's not just the broken and overpowered character that is Wesley the Clown, it's much more than that. This game is broken from the ground up, the entire game contradicts its concept, not that the concept was any good to begin with... Uncompromising wilderness survival? Are you joking me, Clay? This game is anything but uncompromising! With my thirty hours, I can already survive by just eating metbal off the ground, so I'm sorry, but if you have over a hundred hours in this game and you still find yourself dying to starvation or the Deerclip, I hate to break it to you, but you're just bad! If a player with only thirty hours can get a scaled furnace by day three and you can't, I really think that says something about your abilities to recognize patterns as a human being. That, and the survival genre is already oversaturated and literally every game in the this genre does survival better than Don't Feel Strave Together, I'd say this is in part due to these games NOT having characters that are at odds with the game's intention, such as (in order from least OP to most OP) Maxwil, Wigfridge, Wolfstove and, AHEM, WESLEY, ANYONE? Don't even get me started on the mobs in this game, aside from being optional content (therefore, not worth my time) even the so-called "raid bosses" are all pushovers if you can spot the simple pattern of attack, dodge, attack. I could honestly take on the Asian Foolreaper with my eyes closed with a luxury shovel and I would still win. Doesn't anyone else find it odd that in a game about not feeling strave, you literally never have to worry about food? Again, the game practically hands you free metbal on a silver platter! The only real issue here is snanity, which is ONCE AGAIN negated by recognizing simple patterns with the giant shadow ticks that attack you once your snanity dips below a certain threshold. The only real challenge here is the seasons, specifically summer, which isn't even that bad once you get enough flingos around your megna base using the gears you get from pushover bishops in the ruins. All in all, I guess this game was fun for the first hour, but after that it got stale. I can't believe Stem won't allow me for refund just because I played for over thirty hours.
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